Don’t Be Cunty Darling
cunty
Oxford English Dictionary definition:
Adjective Very unpleasant, disagreeable, or annoying.
Urban Dictionary definition - adjective used to describe a persons mood especially when they are acting like a bitch on the rag. OK, there’s a LOT to unpack with THAT definition but it paints a pretty clear picture.
Lady Balls Definition - a person’s attitude and contribution to social interactions when they’ve been overfeeding their nasty bitch monster. The ability to seek out the negative in any situation no matter how many puppies, unicorns and buckets of glitter may be involved.
Signs You Might Be Overly Cunty -
Nothing goes “right” in your life. Like ever.
You think it’s hilarious to to find the worst in a person, community or situation and then point it out ad nauseam under the guise of your unique brand of witty sarcasm.
You seem to always be surrounded by the most awful, mean, selfish people in the world. If only THEY could get their shit together, your life would be SO much better.
You need to speak to the manager…a lot.
You feel like almost everyone is an idiot.
Your view is that the world is a flaming shit basket hurdling toward an infinitely huge cosmic dumpster fire.
People often call you a cunt or similar.
Some Benefits of Not Being Cunty -
Way more happy happy happy in your life.
Flowers smell better. Food tastes better. The sky seems more blue. Birds sing more beautifully and shit.
People really dig your vibe.
You’re no longer a crap magnet.
You belly laugh more.
Your ability to manifest abundance/love/success/joy improves exponentially.
You’re inviting tons more grace into your life because you’re GIVING it all the time.
In conclusion (omg I feel like I’m writing an undergrad paper again haha - I digress), be VERY sparing with your cuntiness! There are times it could be warranted (trust your inner voice on this one) but let it be a conscious choice, NOT a default.
Whenever possible, don’t be cunty darling!
xoxo
Coni
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